i’m who you want me to be.
cos you’re my one and only.
cos you were all I ever wanted.
cos you were all I ever needed and more.
cos i’m still in love with you.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Jokes
Joke On!
1. John: I call my girlfriend peach
Jacob: Because she is soft and as beautiful as a peach?
John: No, because she has a heart of stone
2. Fred: my girlfriend eats like a bird
Jacob: You mean she eats very little?
Fred: No, i mean she eats slugs and worms
3. Did you hear about the lonely monster, who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
they sent it back, saying they weren't that lonely.
4. Cynthia: I'm sorry, i won't be able to make it to the party, i promised Dad that i will help him with my homework tonight'
5. How many teenage girls does is take to change a light bulb?
One, but after that she will spend five hours on the phone telling all her friends about it.
6.A boy was staying in an old house, and in midnight, he meets a ghost.
Ghost: I have been walking these corridors for three hundred years, craving for some souls to devour.
Boy: in that case, could you tell me where the bathroom is?
7. A boy came back from kindergarten one day.
Boy: What's the use of school? I can't read, i can't write, and the teacher won't let me talk!
8. Anish: My brother has practiced for 10 years playing the violin
Abhi: Wow, is he good
Anish: No, it was 9 years before he found out he was not supposed to blow
9. Miss Leong: Why is Jayce always flying off the handle?
Miss Kiew: Because he's got a screw loose
10. Jonathan: Mum, you need that dish you always worried i would break?
Mum: Yes?
Jonathan: well, your worries are over!
Heavy a happy time!
written @ 8:08 PM
